Housing Scam: Vampire Edition

Plot Summary
Amanda and her brother, Josh are moving into a new house after a previously unknown great uncle passes away. Neither are too thrilled to move, but Amanda sees the good that the house offers. Unfortunately, when they do move in, Amanda starts to immediately regret this decision as she constantly sees children in the house being creepy and, like, standing around in the halls. They meet a kid named Ray who introduces them to the local kids. They have fun playing Softball. One day, however their dog Petey runs away. They cannot find him. Josh, in the middle of the f'ing night, decides that Petey went to the cemetery, because that's where he went last time. While there, they find out that literally everyone's dead (Including Petey). Ray tries to kill Amanda, but is horrifically melted by a flashlight. Their parents are kidnapped by the dead guys and they have to get them back and get the hell out of there. They do so by melting the fuckers in the sun (Take that bitches). They move out but as they leave, Amanda sees a family pull up to the house.

Death Count
The death count of Welcome to Dead House is approximately 1,001. Every citizen of Dark Falls is implied to have died. Petey is also killed after he runs away to the cemetery. It could be argued that Amanda and her family have died as well, but it's very unlikely given the circumstances of the book.

Rating
This book was given a 7.5 out of 10.

Trivia

 * This episode, Creepy Dad Basement, and Green Substance were all created at once.
 * While not having very many jokes, this is one of StripeMC's favorite episodes.
 * The newer style of stick figure appears at the end of the episode, making this its first appearance.

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