User blog:StripeMC/Goosebumps

Series Summaries

Welcome to Dead House

Amanda and her brother, Josh are moving into a new house after a previously unknown great uncle passes away. Niether are too thrilled to move, but Amanda sees the good that the house offers. Unfortunately, when they do move in, Amanda starts to immediately regret this decision as she constantly sees children in the house being creepy and, like, standing around in the halls. They meet a kid named Ray who introduces them to the local kids. They have fun playing Softball. One day, however their dog Petey runs away. They cannot find him. Josh, in the middle of the f'ing night, decides that Petey went to the cemetary, because that's where he went last time. While there, they find out that literally everyone's dead (Including Petey). Ray tries to kill Amanda, but is horrifically melted by a flashlight. Their parents are kidnapped by the dead guys and they have to get them back and get the hell out of there. They do so by melting the fuckers in the sun (Take that bitches). They move out but as they leave, Amanda sees a family pull up to the house. In the end by the end of book one, the death count is already at entire town + Petey + possibly the main family because the end kinda implies it...

I give Welcome to Dead House : 7.5/10 Zombie Peteys

Stay Out of the Basement

Margaret's father has been working in the basement in secret for the past few weeks after he lost his job. Margaret and her brother Casey attempt to go in the basement, only to see their father with a bloodied hand saying "Stay out of the Basement" (Title Drop). Their mother has to go tend to her sick sister, leaving the kids alone with their father. They go in the basement while their dad takes their mom to the airport. They discover anima-plants. They get caught. Margaret notices some strange shit goin' down. Their father starts growing leaves out of his scalp. Then, she catches him eating plant food. Finally, she catches him bleeding green! When their mother returns, they sneak into the basement once again, and find a second version of their dad. The two dads are about to brawl, but Margaret has to choose which is the real dad. She chooses the one that bleeds red. The plant-dad dies. Real dad gets his job back and everyone is just generally happier. Most of the anima-plants are destroyed. At the end, Margaret encounters a flower claiming to be her real father. No one died in this book unless you count Plant-Dad, which I don't because plants aren't people.

I give Stay out of the Basement : 6/10 horrible plant abominations

Monster Blood

Evan has to stay with his great aunt Kathryn for a few weeks while his parents look for a new house in Atlanta. Evan does not want to stay with Kathryn, but is forced to. While walking his dog he meets Andy, and they become friends pretty much immediately. They go to an old toy shop, in which Evan finds an old can of 'Monster Blood' (Title Drop) in a back room. Andy and Evan play with it for a while, and Trigger eats some. Over a few days, Evan notices that both the Monster Blood and Trigger seem to be growing. Evan and Andy decide to simply return the Monster Blood. The night before they do so Evan takes a Monster Blood Bath. They take it to the shop, only to find that it is closed. They take it back to Kathryn's and put it in a trash can. Trigger gets out, and while chasing him, Evan accidentally releases the Monster Blood. Turns out Kathryn's cat, Sarabeth, is actually a witch who cursed the Monster Blood. Sarabeth is knocked into the Monster Blood by Trigger and the spell's effects are reversed. The Monster Blood disappears completely. One person dies in this book, possibly two depending on the circumstances that led to the closure of the toy store...

I give Monster Blood : 8/10 Cans of Monster Blood

Say Cheese and Die!

Greg Banks and his friends are bored as hell. They decide to do what every bored 12 year old does to entertain themselves and break into an abandoned house. While in there, Greg finds a camera. He takes a picture of Micheal, one of his friends, and Mike falls like an idiot. The picture is of him falling. Greg takes a picture of the family's new navy-blue Ford Taurus, which develops a picture of the car totaled. Even though Greg is creeped the fuck out, he still takes two more pictures. They all come true on the same day. Bird, another friend, gets clocked in the head when playing fall little league. Greg's brother runs up to Greg and says that their dad got in a wreck and the car is totaled. Dad is not dead. Shari, yet another fucking friend, makes Greg take a picture of her at her birthday party. She is not in the picture. She disappears. Greg goes home and sees that someone went through his room. He figures it's Spidey, the creepy faggot that lives in the abandoned house. Greg is sad and rips up the pictures. Shari reappears. They decide to take the camera back. They do. They are caught by Spidey, AKA Dr. Fritz Fredricks, and he says that he's gonna keep them there FOREVER. They take his picture with the camera and he dies of fright. The picture shows that as well. They go home, but two kids find the camera and one takes the other's picture. One death + unspecified amount of Spidey's family.

I give Say Cheese and Die! : 5/10 Evil Polaroids

The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb

Gabe is on Christmas vacation in Egypt with his parents. He has a mummy hand for no reason. They have to go on a buisness call, and they leave Gabe with his Uncle Ben and his daughter Sari. Uncle Ben has just discovered a hidden passageway and takes the kids to see it. They run off and he gets pissed. He makes them stay in the hotel room. They, of course, do not and instead go to the museum. There a worker of Uncle Ben's, Ahmed, tells them that Uncle Ben sent him to get them. They realize that he's kidnapping them and run. They meet up with Uncle Ben and all three of them go to the Pyramid. Gabe gets lost after tying his shoe, and falls through the floor. He is now in a room full of mummies. Sari finds him soon after and calls for her father. Ahmed shows up and tells them that he must mummify them. Uncle ben shows up but is knocked out. They are all put in sarcophagi, but escape. They try to run but are caught by Ahmed, who now wants them to jump into some flaming tar. Gabe holds up his mummy hand and all the mummies come to life. This scares Ahmed and he runs off. Gabe's parents come back the next day. 24 mummies are in the chamber, killed by Ahmed's ancestors. This means that they count as deaths.

I give The Curse of the Mummy's Tomb : 2.5/10 Mummy Hands

Let's Get Invisible

Max is having a birthday party. They go up in the attic after Lefty, Max's brother, scares them. He is called Lefty because he is left handed. They find a secret room and inside is a mirror. Max turns on the light at the top of the mirror and everyone freaks out, as Max has disappeared. He comes back, thinking everyone was pranking him. He goes up at night, and goes invisible with Lefty, to verify that the mirror actually turns people invisible. Max's friends come over to use the mirror again. Zack stays invisible for five minutes. Now it's become a championship. Erin trys it out but starts to feel funny. They all have to leave before the record is beat. Lefty goes invisible in secret, and goes for ten minutes while eating in front of all the adults. The next morning, Max is woken up and sees Lefty playing around, invisible, until he suddenly stops answering. Max finds him and brings him back, but something is off. Max calls off the Wednesday Championship, but they show up anyways because Lefty called them over. They go on with the Championship. After 12 minutes Erin stops responding. She's brought back and she also seems a little off. Zack goes for 13 minutes, but stops responding after 12. Max wants to quit, but Erin and Zack force him to go invisible. After about 11 minutes, he starts to get pulled into the mirror. He is fully pulled into the mirror and meets his reflection. He tries to stall, but it doesn't work. He starts to run away and successfully gets out of the mirror. Before Erin and Zack can force him to go again, Lefty throws Max a ball and accidentally shatters the mirror. Max's friends are back to normal and they go home. Max and Lefty play catch to get their minds off what just happened. After 5 minutes, Max realizes that Lefty is throwing right handed. 0 deaths. Not even nonhuman death. No deaths at all.

I give Let's Get Invisible : 9/10 Evil Reflections

Night of the Living Dummy

Kris and Lindy are twins. They don't like each other much. Lindy finds a scary ass Puppet in the trash and thinks it's a great idea to keep it. Kris thinks it's a terrible idea. They have a dog named Barky. Fuck that name. Lindy practices her ventriloquist act and people love it. She's even getting paid for a party! Kris is pissed and wants in on the action. Slappy hates this idea and smacks the shit out of her. This isn't enough undetermine Kris, who then obtains Ginger Slappy. Mr. Wood and Kris do pretty good. Considering Lindy had Slappy for weeks and was only getting party offers but, like, two days later Kris is getting offers to host the talent show, I think Kris is the better here. Lindy is pissed about this and decides to prenk. Woody does sp00ky shet because Lindy. Then Kris finds out and is pissed. She is practicing for the talent show when she finds Mr. Wood's bidness card. She reads it out loud for no reason, and Puppet man blinks. Kris insults the elderly and then goes to the talent show. Mr Wood is sick though, and he vomits on stage. This makes everyone pissed at Kris and she gets suspended. In the night Woody decides that he needs a glass of water and he goes downstairs. SURPRISE FUCKER! It's Kris. She tackles the Woodman and calls the family to watch the freak show. No one believes, and they go back to bed, except Kris and Lindy. Woody tells them that he is their pimp now and they say no. He gets pissed, but too late, he's already in the luggage. He gets buried. He comes back the next day. He chokes Barky. He lets Barky outside. Kiddos run after doggo. Woodman run after kiddos. Dog obtained. Woody loses his peripheral vision for long enough to get steamrolled. He ded. Kris and Lindy go inside and Slappy says: Nice. He ded. Now I'm your pimp. 1 Puppet death. Does it count? Sure, why not? Mr. Wood never shows up again.]

I give Night of the Living Dummy : 7/10 Wooden bois.

The Girl Who Cried Monster

Lucy Dark is a kid obsessed with monsters. She tells everyone monster stories in an attempt to scare them. She is doing a summer program called Reading Rangers. It is led by local mole man, Mr. Mortman. Lucy leaves her skates at the library and has to get them. Mr. Mortman and her are alone and she spies on him. Mr. Mortman turns into a monster. She tries to tell her parents and they don't believe her. She tries to gather evidence, like a picture, and a second testimony. These fail, and Lucy gets caught by Morty man. He tries to eat her or something like that, and her friend sees it. Her friend tells her parents and her parents invite Mortman to dinner. Mortman enjoys the atmosphere, until he asks what the main course will be. It is him. Lucy's Parents eat Mr. Morman and he's pretty damn dead. Lucy is now exited to get her very own pair of fangs. 1 death. Too bad Mortman was just so damn tasty.

I give The Girl Who Cried Monster : 6/10 Timid Friends.

Welcome to Camp Nightmare

Billy is on his way to Camp Nightmoon. He makes friends with Mike, Jay, and Colin. They stop in the middle of a desert and get out. The bus driver leaves them there. While there, Billy meets Dawn, and they hit it off pretty well. When they arrive at camp, Billy is bunked with Mike, Colin and Jay. They start to make their beds, when all of a sudden, Mike is bitten by a snake that was inside his sheets. While he hurries off to find a nurse, Billy and Jay get rid of the snakes. Mike comes back, and there's no nurse. They o to dinner and are told a few rules. They are warned not to go to the forbidden cabin. The boys immediately start talking about going to the Forbidden Cabin. They are warned again by their counciler Larry, and they go to bed. The next day, they play a game of Scratchball. Colin is hit in the head with the ball, and Billy's pretty sure that Larry did it on purpose. After that, it's Tent Night. They sleep in tents. Jay and a kid named Rodger go to the Forbidden Bunk. They ask Billy to go but he says no. Billy and Colin go back to the cabin and they hear screams in the night. They find Jay, who tells them that a monster killed Roger. The next day they ask Larry about the incident. He doesn't know anything. Billy goes off to swim, and the other two go back to the cabin to sleep. Billy is pulled into a bush by Dawn and her friend Dori. They tell him about their plan to escape. After that, Billy goes back to the cabin, where Jay and Colin are prepping for a hike. Billy is not allowed to go on the hike with them. They never come back, and Billy is concerned. The next day, two new campers arrive, replacing Colin and Jay. They all go canoeing. Larry falls out and Billy saves him. The other two are lost, but Billy and Larry just go to the cabin and sleep. Larry wakes Billy up, as Uncle Al, the camp director ordered a special hike. Turns out, Dawn and Dori really did escape and they are told to hunt them down. Billy declines, and turns the rifle to Uncle Al. He pulls the trigger, and SURPRISE! He passed. Turns out the whole thing was a test to see if Billy could go on a dangerous scientific study with his parents. They all congratulate him and then tell him about his upcoming trip to Earth, the most dangerous planet in the universe. 0 deaths. Everyone was an actor, so it was fake. Lol prenked.

I give Welcome to Camp Nightmare : 9/10 Sabres.

The Ghost Next Door

Hannah Fairchild is chillin in her room when suddenly, FIRE. Her room is on fire. She wakes up. It was only a dream. She is bored because all of her friends went away for the summer and she has no one to talk to. That is, until she bumps into a kid named Danny while riding her bike. They talk for a while, but then Danny disappears. Hannah is a little sp00ked but not too much. The next day, she rides into town and fines Danny and his friends getting yelled at by Mr. Chesney, the postmaster whom nobody likes. On her way home, she encounters a sp00ky shadow. The next day, she talks to Danny in his backyard. He falls off the roof, but Hannah doesn't hear the impact and Danny is perfectly fine. She now believes that Danny is a ghost. She tries and fails to spy on him. The next day, she goes over to invite him to get some Ice Cream, but his mother doesn't hear her knock. Hannah goes into town alone, only to find Danny and his friends running off with stolen ice cream. They end up at Chesney's house, where Danny is goaded into destroying his mailbox. He gets caught by Chaney, but they all get away. The boys decide to get revenge on him the next night. Hannah finally talks to Danny, and admits that she saw the whole thing. She asks about Danny's mom and he tells her that she's deaf. That night, Hannah has a nightmare about the Shadow with Danny's face. She goes to talk with Danny, but instead plays Soccer with him. He falls and asks for help up, but Hannah's hand goes right through his. He gets up and puts his hand through Hannah. Turns out, Hannah was the ghost the whole time. She goes home and overhears that her fire dream actually did happen and that that's how she died. She has a really bad feeling and tries to prevent the Revenge. Danny is sp00ked and doesn't listen to her. They goe to Chaney's house and light it on fire. Danny's two friends get out, but Danny's still inside. Hannah tries to save him, but is stopped by the shadow, which is actually Danny's Ghost. He wants Danny to die. Hannah ain't havin that shit and she saves Danny anyways. Danny goes to the hospital and Hannah fades off into a peaceful afterlife knowing that she saved Danny's life. 5 Deaths. Damn Stine had some balls killing off and entire family, including two 6 year olds.

I give The Ghost Next Door : 8.5/10 Flame-Broiled Families

The Haunted Mask

Carly Beth is a scaredy cat. She is always getting scared by her friends. At the science fair, Chuck and Steve (two of her friends) scare her by making her think their tarantula got loose and bit her. This is the final straw and she decides to get revenge on them. It's Halloween. Her mother made her a duck costume, but she wants to be scarier. She goes to the local costume shop and finds an ugly mask in the back room. After some convincing, the shop owner sells her the mask. She goes home and scares her brother Noah. She notices that it was kinda hard to take it off. She then grabs a plaster sculpture of Her head, created by her mother, and heads out. She scares a few kids and meets up with her friend Sabrina. They trick or treat for a while, but eventually get split up. Carly Beth scares Chuck and Steve, and they run away in terror. Sabrina finds Carly Beth and they go back to Sabrina's to check out their haul. While there, Carly Beth learns that she cannot take off the mask. She freaks out and goes back to the shop. The Shop Owner tells her how to take it off, but she accidentally wakes the other masks. She has to find the plaster head, and after running for a while, she finds it. She places it on her head and all the masks go away. She then is able to easily remove her own mask. She goes home and has a pleasant conversation with her mom, when all of a sudden Noah runs in the room wearing the mask. 0 Deaths. This is too common in books I like.

I give The Haunted Mask : 9.5/10 Unloved

Be Careful What You Wish For...

Samantha Bird is a clumsy ass kid. She can’t do anything right. She trips in math class, has pudding spilled on her new Doc Martens, and gets kneed in the chest during Basketball practice. She is really mad at Judith, a girl who constantly bullies her. On her way home, she runs into a woman who looks middle aged, but sounds like an elder. Her name is Clarissa and she’s lost. Sam goes out of her way to help Clarissa find her way around. As a way to say thanks, Clarissa offers to grant Sam three wishes. Sam declines the offer, but through Clarissa’s persistence, she makes a wish anyways. She wishes to be the strongest player on her B-Ball team. The wish is granted, making everyone but Sam weaker. She regrets this wish after they lose a game twenty something to zero, and tries to find Clarissa again. When she does, she accidently wishes that Judith would disappear. This wish, obviously, makes EVERYONE disappear. Sam is pissed now and wants everyone back. She finds Clarissa and wishes that everything go back to normal, except that Judith would think she’s the best person in the world. This quickly goes out of control, as Judith basically starts to worship Sam and Sam is less than thrilled by this fact. She tries to sleep it off, but nope, Judith is in her house now. Sam wakes up the next day and runs to find Clarissa. She finds her and complains about her incompetent wishes. Clarissa pities the mortal and grants one last wish. She does the logical thing, and wishes that Judith would have the three wishes. Judith’s first wish is that Sam would be a bird. No deaths. Disappearances, but not death. Even so it wouldn’t count anyways.

I give Be Careful What You Wish For… : 7/10 Wishes

Piano Lessons Can Be Murder

Jerry has just moved to New Goshen. He likes to pull pranks on his Parents. While they unpack, Jerry finds an old piano in the attic. It's time to sleep. Jerry is almost asleep when he hears the piano playing on it's own. He goes up to see who's playing, but it's no one. He is caught by his Dad, who thinks he is joking. His dad asks if he wants to take piano lessons. Jerry says yes. He starts taking lessons with Dr. Shreek. Dr. Shreek loves Jerry's hands a bit too much. The piano is moved into the Family Room. Jerry hears the piano being played again and is attacked by the cat. The next time he hears it, he sees the ghost. He says that she's pretty. She warns him and he screams. Mom suggests therapy. He meets a girl at school named Kim Li Chin. She is scared of Dr. Shreek. Jerry goes to his next lesson. He meets Mr. Toggle, the Janitor/Inventor. He sees Kim and they have a nice chat about Dr. Shreek and the Piano Ghost. He sees the Ghost again that night. She tells him that all the rumors about Dr. Shreek are true. He screams and asks to quit the piano lessons. He has to go to one more session. He tells Dr. Shreek that he's quitting. Dr. Shreek freaks out and tries to catch Jerry. He almost does, and Jerry runs into a room full of severed hands playing pianos. Mr. Toggle shuts down Dr. Shreek, as he is a robot. Mr. Toggle then continues the hand fetish. Then ghosts, including the one from Jerry's house, storm Toggle, and probably kill him. Jerry is free to go and the family sells the Piano. ~21 deaths. The number of pianos is not given, so I only have a rough estimate to go off.

I give Piano Lessons Can Be Murder : 5/10 HANDS

The Werewolf of Fever Swamp

Grady has just moved to Fever Swamp, Florida. His parent are Scientists, studying a species of Swamp Deer, seeing if they can survive in Florida. Grady and his sister, Emily encounter a Swamp Hermit while exploring. He chases them. He meets a boy named Will Blake. They become friends. At night, Grady can hear an unnatural howling. He goes to investigate with Emily, only to find nothing. The next day, a big dog tackle Grady and licks him. He names the dog Wolf and they decide to keep him. Wolf is let outside after crazy hijinks ensue. Grady sees a large creature drop a mutilated rabbit off in his back yard. Emily thinks it's Wolf. He meets Cassie. Cassie insists that there is a werewolf in the swamp. The next night, Grady hears noises outside, and goes to investigate. It turns out that the creature killed one of the deer. His Dad wants to take Wolf to the Pound, but Wolf runs off before he can. That night, Grady sees Wolf in the backyard. He climbs through the window to investigate. He meets up with Will, and they investigate together. Grady loses Wolf and Will and tries to find them. He hears the howling, and is attacked. He can see from the face of the Werewolf that Will is the Werewolf of Fever Swamp. He is bitten, but Wolf saves him from mutilation. He is carried home by the Swamp Hermit, and he gets to keep Wolf. Will is gone. A month passes and another full moon comes by. Grady can feel himself transform. He is the new Werewolf of Fever Swamp. 5 deaths. 4 animals, 1 Man. Will kinda sucks at Werewolfing.

I give The Werewolf of Fever Swamp : 4.5/10 Werewolves

You Can't Scare Me!

Eddie and his friends Hat, Molly, and Charlene are on a class field trip to a forest. Eddie gets scared by a snake, and a girl named Courtney saves him. Him and his friends hate Courtney. Courtney later throws bees at Eddie. They want to get back at her, so they try to scare her. They try using a rubber snake, but it only scares the teacher. They try dropping a tarantula on her head, but it ends up on Molly's instead. They try to scare her using Charlene's Saint Bernard, but he runs off and Courtney finds him. They are fed up, and then Courtney gives them an idea. She believes in monsters. They convince her to go to Muddy Creek at night, so they can scare her with fake Mud Monsters, who are fabled to live in the Creek. It doesn't go as planned, and real mud monsters appear. They run and give up on their plan to scare Courtney. No deaths. I wish there were, maybe it would've been more interesting...

I give You Can't Scare Me! : 2/10 Mud Monsters

One Day at Horrorland

Lizzy and Luke are with their parents and Luke's friend Clay on a trip to an amusement park. They get lost and turn back. They see a billboard advertising Horrorland. The kids convince their parents to take them to Horrorland. When they get there, the car explodes. They are given free entry into Horrorland. The parents go off on their own to find some phones, while the kids ride rides. They ride the Doom Slide, where Clay gets lost and then found. Then they go to the House of Mirrors, where they are nearly crushed, but fall through the floor before they are. After that, they start to look for Mom and Dad. They go into a bat barn. They find their parents, who want to ride a ride. They ride the Coffin Cruise. On the ride, the coffins close and bugs start to crawl all over them. They all want to leave, so they go to the front gate. They cannot leave. It turns out the entire thing was just a TV show. They exit through a door, but it just leads to more BS. They have to fight monsters and survive for a minute. They do. Now the Horrors want to throw them in a pit of purple gunk. They pinch the Horrors and they deflate. They run out of the park, and steal a bus. They drive all the way home, but discover that a Horror was on the back of the bus the whole time. He gives them free passes for the next year. 0 deaths again. Art thou a pacifist now Stine?

I give One Day at Horrorland : 6.5/10 Horrorland Horrors

Why I'm Afraid of Bees

Gary Lutz is a Klutz. He's terrible at pretty much everything. He doesn't even have friends. He is constantly beat up by 3 gorillas named Barry, Marv, and Karl. He is on his computer and sees an ad for Person to Person body swap vacations. He goes down to the building. The service is appearantly free, as Gary signs up and waits for his swap day. The day comes, and he is slated to swap with a kid named Dirk Davis. Things don't go as planned, and he swaps bodies with a bee. Dirk is in his body, and is better at life than Gary. Gary gets jealous and tries to get his body back. He goes to the P2P place, and they tell him that Dirk doesn't want to leave Gary's body. Gary gets pissed and tries to reason with Dirk. Dirk continues in his ideals, and Gary gets even more pissed. Gary rallys the hive, and they all flood into Gary's room. Dirk is still not giving up the body, so Gary stings him. Gary realizes that this was a terrible mistake, and that he is going to die. He dies, only to find himself in his old body. He is no longer scared of bees and is better at pretty much everything. Long story short; if your life sucks, become a bee for a few days. 1 death. RIP Mr. Buzzy.

I give Why I'm Afraid of Bees : 3/10 Bees

Monster Blood II

Evan Ross in in Atlanta. He is traumatized from his previous Monster Blood encounter. He tries to convince people at his new school, but they don't believe him. His story even somehow pisses off Conan Barber, who is called Conan the Barbarian in Barky levels of naming scheme. Evan is also pissed about the fact that his science teacher makes him clean the hamster cage. As a result, Evan hates Cuddles with a passion. He is walking home, when he is ambushed by Andy, who is staying in Atlanta for a year. She's not the only recurring character, however, as the Monster Blood tagged along. Evan wants to bury it, but Andy wants to prenk. Evan convinces her to bury it anyways. Evan tries out for the Basketball team, only to get humiliated by Conan and friends. He does not make the team. Evan wants to get revenge on Conan and Mr Murphy. Andy has the great idea of feeding Cuddles a little Monster Blood. Evan agrees and they go to dig it back up. It is not there anymore, and they realise Conan dug it up and took it. Evan and Andy sneak into Conan's house and get the Monster Blood back. Evan decides not to go through with the plan. Andy does anyways, and Cuddles is as big as a rabbit the next day. Evan is blamed. The next day, Evan goes to school early to find that Cuddles is as big as a dog, and outgrew his cage. Evan puts a leash on him and ties it to Mr. Murphy's desk. He skips science class that day. Evan and Andy try to go to school early the next day, but end up going at the normal time. When they get there, they find that Cuddles is ten feet tall. Evan tries using a sculpture of a wheel to distract Cuddles, but he destroys it and picks up Conan. Evan asks Andy where the Monster Blood is. The Monster Blood is in her locker. It pours out, nearly eating Evan, but then Evan eats it. Evan grows to ten feet tall, and starts to battle Cuddles. Of course, the Monster Blood wears out before they can really fight. Turns out, the can that had nothing on it actually had an expiration date on it and it was today. Cuddles is given to Evan as a present and Andy recieves a new can of Monster Blood from Germany. Cuddles eats something. 0 deaths. Ok this is getting out of hand now.

I give Monster Blood II : 9/10 Hamsters

Deep Trouble

William Deep, Jr. and his sister Sheena are visiting their uncle, the prestigious Dr. Deep. Dr. Deep is a marine biologist, who specialises in fish. He tells Billy and Sheena to stay away from the reef. Billy goes out to the lagoon nearby, and sees a huge sea monster. He is almost drowned by the monster, but is saved by Dr. D. They don't believe him. Billy races Sheena back to the boat, but takes a break in the reef. His foot hits some of the fire coral and it hurts him. Dr. D's lab assistant, Alexander, has made them all lunch. No one wants it, so they have cereal. A boat pulls up. It's from a nearby zoo. They want Dr. D. to find a mermaid that is rumored to be in the location. Billy gets excited about being the first person in history to find a mermaid, that he gets up early the next day to search for it. He is attacked by a shark, but is saved when a mermaid attacks the shark. He attempts to talk to the mermaid, but they are both captured by Dr. D. Dr. D is excited about the discovery, but Billy wants to let it go. That night, a strange boat pulls up to their boat. Billy goes upstairs to find a bunch of masked men taking the Mermaid. He tries to stop them, but he gets thrown in the tank. He calls for help, but Alexander is on the Kidnapper's side. He throws Sheena and Dr. D into the tank with him, and throw it overboard. They are about to drown, but mermaids rescue them. The mermaids lead them to the Kidnapper's boat, where they rescue the captured mermaid and barely get away. The next day, the zoo shows back up, and Dr. D tells them that Mermaids don't exist. Billy goes out to explore once again, but encounters the Sea Monster again. 0 deaths. Whoopity fuckin doo....

I give Deep Trouble : 6/10 Fish Ladies

The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight

Jodie and her brother, Mark, are visiting their Grandpa Kert and Grandma Miriam. They love going to their Grandparent's farm. On the way to the farm, their grandparent's farmhand, Stanley, tells Jodie that the scarecrows walk at midnight. They start to notice that things are different around the farm. Grandma Miriam isn't making her famous chocolate-chip pancakes, and Grandpa Kert isn't telling his scary stories. Jodie and Mark also see the Scarecrows moving that night. The next day, Stanley's son, Sticks scares Jodie with a Scarecrow. Jodie is pissed. The next day Jodie, Mark, and Stanley go fishing. Jodie sees a scarecrow out in the woods, but lies about it so that she won't scare Stanley. She goes into the barn, and gets locked inside. She looks out the top window, only to see a scarecrow running away from the barn. She thinks it's Sticks, but he doesn't know what she's talking about. The next day, Jodie and Mark ride horses along the creek. Along the way, a scarecrow pops out and scares the horses off. Stanley is nearby, and takes Mark back to the house. Jodie confronts Sticks, who tells her that she should've left. Jodie gets pissed and plans revenge. That night, Jodie dresses Mark up like a scarecrow. Jodie goes to get Sticks, but she gets attacked by a scarecrow. Sticks saves her and explains that the scarecrows are alive. Stanley comes out and Mark accidentally scares him. Stanley awakens the rest of the Scarecrows. Jodie and Mark run off to the farm house, and Stanley follows soon after. They hold them off for a bit, but then they are overwhelmed by the scarecrows. Sticks rushes in with torches, and lights the scarecrows on fire. The next morning everything is just fine, and Stanley promises to not read the scarecrow section ever again. Jodie notices that a bear in the corner of the room is starting to come to life, and she asks Stanley what section he's reading. It can be assumed that everyone in the house dies to the bear. So 6 deaths. Depending on whether or not I count scarecrows, that count goes up to 18.

I give The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight : 4/10 Corn Cobs

Go Eat Worms!

Todd Barstow is obsessed with worms. He has a huge tank in his basement full of them. He's even doing a worm project for the science fair. But another kid is also doing a worm project and he's pissed. He tortures his sister, Regina, by worming her. He puts worms in her science fair project and she loses. He does too. He cuts a worm in half and Reggie says that the worms are going to get revenge. After some worm related hijinks, Todd discovers that Reggie was moving the worms. He's real pissed and decides to get back at her. He digs for worms and a giant worm comes to kill him. Reggie happens to pass by with her giant bird model and scares the worm away. Todd gets rid of the worms and takes up a butterfly collection. A giant butterfly shows up with a silver pin, presumably killing him. Too many worms to count, so I'm only counting Todd. 1.

I give Go Eat Worms! : 1/10 Christopher Robins

Ghost Beach

Jerry and Terri Sadler are visiting their distant cousins, Brad and Agatha Sadler. Terri has a lot of weird hobbies, like grave rubbing and wildflower collecting. Jerry is able to convince Terri to go down to the beach for a bit. While there, they meet Sam, Louisa, and Nat Sadler. They chat for a bit then they talk about the ghost in the cave. That night, Jerry and Terri ask Brad and Agatha about the ghost. They tell them that it’s only a story. The next day, Jerry finds a skeleton of a dog. The Sadler trio tell them that dogs can tell whether a person is a ghost or not. They go home and tell Brad and Agatha who say they don’t know how the skeleton could’ve gotten there. Jerry goes down to the beach, and sees a flickering light in the cave. He tells the Sadler Trio the next day and that night, they ask him to help them trap the ghost. They have to wait until night, because it is raining all day. Jerry and Terri are about to push the rocks down, when they are taken by the ghost. The ghost is actually a guy named Harrison Sadler who is a ghost hunter. He wants to trap the ghosts in the cave. He tells them to go to the graveyard. They go there and see the graves of the Sadler Trio, and two freshly dug graves of their own. They find the Trio, who say that they’re named after their ancestors. They go back to trap the ghosts. Terri pushes the Trio into the cave, and they are cornered by Harrison. Then, Harry’s dog reveals that they are ghosts. Jerry and Terri run, and the others are trapped in the cave when several rocks block the entrance. Jerry and Terri go home and tell Bragatha. The dog shows up again, and barks at Bragatha. They are ghosts and are now wondering what they will do with the kids. 8 deaths. 5 ghosts, Harry, Jerry, and Terri.

I give Ghost Beach: 6/10 Doggos

Return of the Mummy

Gabe is back in Egypt, visiting his uncle Ben and cousin Sari for the summer. His uncle is about to uncover a tomb he believes to belong to King Tut’s cousin, Prince Khor-Ru. A reporter from the Cairo Sun named Nila joins them, and they open the tomb. Inside is a bunch of riches, and Prince Khor-Ru himself. Uncle Ben’s partner is superstitious and leaves. Gabe, Sari, Uncle Ben, and Nila have dinner. Uncle Ben has to go make a phone call, and Nila leaves. Uncle Ben’s partner asks where he is, and the kids later see him and Uncle Ben going into the Pyramid, and Uncle Ben doesn’t come back out. The kids go to save Uncle Ben, but the mummy is alive. Nila is there too, and reveals that she’s Prince Khor-Ru’s sister and that she brought him back to life. The Prince is not happy about that and he chokes Nila. Nila’s amber necklace breaks and Nila turns into a scarab. That night, Gabe says ouch. No deaths wow.

I give Return of the Mummy: 5/10 Scarabs

The Phantom of the Auditorium

Brooke and Zeke are chosen to play the starring roles in their school’s rendition of The Phantom of the Opera. There is a legend that back when the school was built, the school tried to perform the play, but the kid playing the Phantom went missing. Brooke and Zeke discover a secret area under the stage. They encounter a strange old man. A new kid named Brian comes to the school and wants to join the play. He is put on backdrop duty. A person dressed as the Phantom scares them and rehearsal is cancelled. Brooke thinks it was Zeke, but he was at the dentist. The two try to convince their teacher that the Phantom is behind it, but she doesn’t believe them. Brooke, Zeke, and Brian try to catch him, but they discover that the backdrop has been ruined. Zeke is blamed and kicked out of the play. Zeke convinces the others to try to catch the Phantom again, and they find the Phantom’s home. There, they encounter the old man, who turns out to be a hobo. The hobo gets away and the play goes on. During the play, Brookee discovers that the Phantom is not being played by Zeke. It is the real Phantom. She tries to take off his mask, but he falls down the trapdoor to his (second) death. After the play, Brooke and Zeke find a 1920 yearbook in Brooke’s locker, and they see that Brian was the Phantom all along. 1 death. Rip Ghosty Boi

I give The Phantom of the Auditorium: 8/10 Hobos

Attack of the Mutant

Skipper Matthews is obsessed with comic books. His favorite comic is The Masked Mutant. One day, while going to his dentist appointment, he meets a girl named Libby and spots the Masked Mutant’s secret headquarters. He goes home and tries to tell people, but they don’t believe him. He goes back to see it again, but it’s gone. When he gets home, he reads a new issue of the Masked Mutant in which the Masked Mutant covers his hideout with an invisibility cloak. Skipper goes back the next day with Libby and goes inside. Skipper finds a drawing of himself and they leave. He gets a new issue of The Masked Mutant and he sees himself in it. The Galloping Gazelle, a hero from the series, needs Skipper to save him. Skipper goes to the Headquarters and frees The Galloping Gazelle, and they encounter the Masked Mutant. The Galloping Gazelle leaves Skipper, and Libby saves him using a Molecule Melter. But it turns out that Libby is actually the Masked Mutant and he killed the Magnificent Molecule Man. Skipper convinces the Masked Mutant to turn into a wave of Sulfuric Acid, basically killing him as he cannot change back into a solid. Skipper goes home, and accidentally cuts himself, and he bleeds ink instead of blood. 2 deaths. Mesky Mutfruit is countede boi!

I give Attack of the Mutant: 6/10 Molecules

My Hairiest Adventure

Larry Boyd is practicing with his band for the Battle of the Bands. After practice, they play in the snow and Larry finds a bottle of Insta-Tan. All the kids rub it on them. Larry gets sick and has to get his shots early. He starts to notice hair growing on weird parts of his body. Even after trying again and again to get rid of the hair, It keeps growing back. One of his friends, Manny, disappears suddenly. He mentions the to his friends and one friend, Lily, is quiet about it. She disappears the next day. Larry and his band, now reduced to three members, go to the Battle of the Bands and win because Larry starts to grow hair on stage. He goes home and his parents reveal that he's a dog. He becomes his old dog self and lives a nice life playing with Lily and Manny, who are also dogs. Then, his parents come home with a baby, who has the same name as his old cat. 0 ded.

I give My Hairiest Adventure : 5/10 Dogs

A Night in Terror Tower

Sue and her brother, Eddie, are visiting London with their parents. They are visiting the infamous Terror Tower. They lose the group, and encounter a tall man in a black hat. He chases them for a while, but they get back to their hotel. They realize that they don't remember anything. They go in a room and discover that they are now in the past. The man in the Black Hat catches them and they learn that he is the Lord High Executioner. A wizard visits them and tells them that he cannot help them. Eddie uses some magic rocks to take the three of them back to the present. They are never chased. 0 dededth wtf.

I give A Night in Terror Tower : 4/10 rocks

The Cuckoo Clock of Doom

Michael’s sister is awful. She’s constantly making his life miserable. She ruins his birthday, makes some girls see him in his underwear, and gets him beat up by Kevin Flowers. His dad gets a strange Cuckoo Clock. He tells the kids not to touch it, and Michael gets an idea to get back at Tara. He turns the head of the Cuckoo Bird, and when he wakes up it’s his birthday again. He has to live through all those terrible days again. He gets younger and younger each day, and he decides he needs to turn the head back to normal. He finally gets a chance when he is a baby. He turns the head and changes the year on the clock. A few moments later, he is back on his 12th birthday, but Tara is missing. When his dad gets the clock again, Michael notices that Tara’s birth year is missing, meaning that the entire year was deleted. 3,913,000 deaths. Rip 1988.

I give The Cuckoo Clock of Doom : 8.5/10 Years

Monster Blood III

Evan has to babysit his cousin, Kermit. Kermit likes to mix chemicals in his basement. He also likes to pull pranks on Evan, which usually end in Evan getting beat up by Conan. The next day, Andy has Kermit do her homework and he purposefully puts wrong answers. They goe to Kermit's and he gives them Soda spiked with laugh juice. Conan beats up Evan again and they swear revenge. Andy puts some Monster Blood into Kermit's mixture and it explodes. Some gets in Evan's mouth and he starts to grow. He barely makes it out of the basement and he puts Conan in a tree. He plays Softball for a while, but then the cops start to chase him. He hides, and asks Kermit to make a shrinking potion for him. After a few failed attempts, he shrinks to normal size. He wakes up later that night, and he's tiny. 0 deaths.

I give Monster Blood III : 8.5/10 Cans o' Blood

It Came From Beneath the Sink!

Kat and her brother, Daniel, have just moved into a new house. While cleaning the kitchen, Kat finds a sponge. But she notices that the sponge is hot and seems to be breathing. She also sees that it has eyes. All of a sudden, bad things seem to start happening to her. Her dog runs away, everyone around her gets hurt, and worst of all, no one believes her. Her brother shows her an encyclopedia of the wierd, and it has the sponge. It's called a Grool and it feeds on bad luck. She tries to bury it in the backyard, but it just kills the lawn. She digs it back up and puts it in her room. Daniel's friend takes the Grool and loses it. Kat is scared because the book said that if the owner loses the Grool, they will die within 24 hours. They find the Grool and take it back to their house. They read the book again, and Kat comes up with an idea. She is nice to the Grool, and kisses it. It explodes and all the bad luck is gone. Their dog comes back and barks at the kitchen cabinet. Kat looks inside and finds a Lanx, the Grool's more dangerous cousin. It drains all the energy of a person. 1 death. It isn't said that the Lanx kills, but if you have NO energy, you die.

I give It Came From Beneath the Sink! : 9/10 Grools

Night of the Living Dummy II

Amy Kramer is a novice ventriloquist. Her family has a Talent night every week. She decides to preform with her dummy, Dennis. His head falls off and she asks for a new dummy. The next day, her dad gives her a new dummy. His name is Slappy. There is a sandwich in his head. She reads some funky words and he winks. They do another talent night and Slappy dishes out some sick burns. She gets in trouble. Then Slappy decides his passion is art and paints AMY all over her sister's walls. She gets in trouble again. After more painting, Slappy talks to Amy, saying that she is his slave. She says no and he gets pissed and fights her. He loses. She goes to convince her sister, but she knew all along. They throw him in the sewer, but he comes back the next day. They come up with a plan to convince their parents and that night, Slappy returns to the paint room. All of a sudden, Dennis comes and breaks Slappy's head on the bedpost. Slap boi ded. Her parents believe them now and they go to congratulate her brother on his wonderful preformance. He was not awake. It was Dennis. 0 deaths. Slappo does not die here.

I give Night of the Living Dummy II : 6/10 Paint cans

The Barking Ghost

Cooper Holmes has just moved into a new home. He is hearing weird barks at night and it’s basically just a repeat of the first chapters of The Werewolf of Fever Swamp. After that, he meets a girl named Fergie who tricks him because his brother told her to. They decide to get revenge. Fergie stays over, and they try to scare him, but it doesn’t work. They see the dogs and the dogs lead them to a shack in the woods. They go inside and switch bodies with the dogs. They try to get their bodies back, and finally drag the others back to the shack. When they come out, they are chipmunks. 2 deaths. They were ghost dogs.

I give The Barking Ghost : 3/10 Changes

The Horror at Camp Jellyjam

Wendy and Elliot are on a road trip with their parents. They go into the trailer, and it unhooks itself. They crash into a forest and meet Buddy. Buddy is a camp counselor for King Jellyjam’s Sports Camp. He suggests that they stay there until they can find their parents. Wendy meets a few girls in her room, and they all go to compete in sports. Wendy lets one of the girls, Deirdre, win the swimming race. She gets in trouble because she wasn’t giving it her all. Deirdre now has six kings coins and gets to walk in the Winner’s Walk. They decide to throw a party for her (it’s a shit party) and Deirdre doesn’t show up. Wendy starts to get a little freaked out, and wants to get to the bottom of things, so she follows the counselors to a strange building. She discovers that the counselors are hypnotized and that all the winners are forced to wash a huge purple blob named King Jellyjam. She stops Elliot from winning his final King’s coin, and shows him Jellyjam. She tells all the kids to get on the ground and Jellyjam cannot pick them up. He tries desperately to wash himself, but cannot and dies from his own stench. The police arrive and take all the kids home. A few months later, a reformed Buddy comes by their house and gives Elliot his final King’s coin. They smell a bad smell, but it’s just Brussel sprouts. 1 death. Rip Jelly man.

I give The Horror at Camp Jellyjam : 9.5/10 Jellies or Jams

Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes

Joe’s dad loves lawn ornaments. He also loves gardening. Him and his neighbor, Mr. McCall battle for the gardening championship. Joe’s dad won last year. Joe’s dad brings home some lawn gnomes. Strange things start to happen and Joe is blamed all the time. Turns out, the gnomes are alive. They convince Joe, his sister, and Mr McCall’s son, Moose to free the other gnomes. It’s a trap and the gnomes want to keep them there. Joe blows a dog whistle and they all freeze. Everything goes back to normal. Joe’s dad brings home a huge plaster Gorilla and it winks at Joe. 0 deaths

I give Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes : 4/10 Gnomes

A Shocker on Shock Street

Erin and Marty are huge fans of the Shock Street movies. Her father is working on a studio tour of Shock Studios and they get to test it out by themselves. The tour goes well until they get to the Cave of the Living Creeps. The tram stops moving and they get out. They are cornered by giant praying mantises, but get away. They make it to Shock Street, where they are attacked by zombies. They fall in some mud, and are saved by werewolves. The werewolves start to attack them, and they get onto a nearby tram. The tram is full of skeletons and is about to crash into a wall, so they jump out. A director stops the scene and tells them that the whole thing was just a movie. They go to a house, but Erin notices that the director is a robot. Marty is electrocuted, and Erin cries to her dad for help. She realizes that the man in the house isn’t her dad and she has a seizure. Turns out, Erin and Marty were robots and they malfunctioned. 0 deaths

I give A Shocker on Shock Street : 7/10 Shocks on Shock Street

The Haunted Mask II

Steve Boswell has to coach a First Grade soccer team as punishment for a prank gone wrong. The kids are constantly torturing him and he decides to get revenge. He asks Carly Beth where she got her Mask. After some convincing, she tells him. He goes to the store and meets the Shopkeeper. He tells him the same thing he told CB, but he only has 25 dollars so he doesn’t sell it to him. Steve steals the mask and goes home. He puts it on and immediately becomes an old man. He tries to scare the kids, but it doesn’t work. He finds Carly Beth and they go to find a symbol of love for Steve. It doesn’t work, so they go to the store. They find a spider infested tuxedo and the mask comes off Steve’s face and goes into the suit. The Old Guy runs off and they find Chuck wearing an ugly purple mask that won’t come off. 0 deaths

I give The Haunted Mask II : 8.5/10 Tuxes

The Headless Ghost

Duane and Stephanie love to scare kids at night. One night, Stephanie comes up with an idea. She wants to find the head of Andrew Craw, a ghost boy that haunts Hill House. They go there and try to find it, but don’t find anything. A boy named Seth notices them and asks if they want to see a real ghost. They say yes and come back the next night. While there, Seth locks them in a cabinet and they find a secret tunnel. The tunnel ends in a dead end, but they find a ladder and start climbing. The wall crumbles in front and of them and they find the head of Andrew Craw. Andrew regains his head and most likely leaves. Seth is a human and they go home. Later, Duane and Stephanie take the tour again, and find out that the tour guides were ghosts. 8 deaths. Sea Captain, Andrew and his Family, Otto, Edna, and Seth.

I give The Headless Ghost : 5/10 Heads

The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena

Jordan and Nicole Blake are tired of the heat in Pasadena. They both have never seen snow, and desperately want to. Their Dad happens to get a job to go to Alaska and the duo get to go with him. It's cold as balls and they hate it. Turns out, there's rumors of an Abominable Snowman, and their Dad is tasked with taking photos of the beast. They go to a cabin with a man named Arthur. Arthur gets spooked and runs away, leaving the Blakes without food. The kids wander off and find the Snowman frozen. They are taken by him, but escape. They tell their Dad, and then they find him frozen again. Dad decides to take it home so he puts it in a box and takes it to Pasadena. Jordan sneaks some snowballs too. Back home, they play with the snowballs, only to find that they are MAGIC SNOWBALLS. Nicole is frozen by the magic snowball and Jordan releases the Snowman to defrost her. After the Snowman defrosts Pasadena, he runs away. Their dad is kinda pissed but thinks his photos are good enough. Turns out the photos don't show the monster. rip. 1 death because the miller child was frozen without Defrosty the Blowman.

I give The Abominable Snowman of Pasadena : 5/10 Snowballs

How I Got My Shrunken Head

Mark loves the jungle and screaming nonsense words. One day, a person who works for his aunt Benna, who just so happens to work in the jungle, visits Mark's family and gives him a shrunken head. That night, he sees it glowing and tells his mom. The worker also hears this. The next day, Mark finds out that he's going to the jungle to visit Benna. They get there and it turns out that Benna's missing and they brought him there to find her. He sneaks out one night and finds out that Benna thinks they are evil. He tries to run away, but is caught by the daughter of one of the researchers. She lets him go so that he can find Benna. Mark gets into various situations and discovers that he has Jungle Magic. He uses the magic to find Benna, but it turns out that the researchers followed him. They take them hostage and plan to shrink their heads. Mark uses his jungle magic to shrink them down and him and Benna escape. When they get back to Mark's home, Benna clears him of the magic and lets him keep the shrunken head. He goes to tell his friends, and the head requests to tell the part about the tiger. 0 deths because JuNgLe MaGiC.

I give How I Got My Shrunken Head : 6/10 Shrunken Heads

Night of the Living Dummy III

Trina and Dan's Dad is an ex-Ventriloquist. He collects dummies in his attic. One day, he goes dumpster diving and finds our boi Slapperino. Their cousin, Zane is also coming over to their house. They don't like Zane. They pulled pranks on Zane last time he was over. He comes over and Sp00ky shet starts happening to the dummies. Again again. Turns out it's just Zane tho and they get pissed. They make a truce and sp00ky shet still happens. Turns out slap boi is uncreative and stole his bro's idea of waiting until the pranks are done and then doing his thing except he's worse at it than Mr. Wood and the only reason he doesn't die is because there is not construction work in the backyard. The kids (T&D) decide to put him to sleep using his words, but it fails and wakes up the rest of the boyos. They beat the shit out of the Slepper and he slep now. They give Salpy to Zane as revenge and Slappy is Happy. 0 deaths because FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I give Night of the Living Dummy III : 5/10 Broken Cameras

Bad Hare Day

Tim Swanson wants to be a magician, just like his idol Amazo. He goes to a magic shop every week to check out the new stock. While there, the shop owner gives him and his friend, Foz, two tickets to Amazo's show in the Midnight Mansion. He tries to convince his parents to let him go, but they say no. He sneaks out at night, but is caught by his little sister, Ginny, and she forces him to take her too. While at the show, Amazo ask Tim to help him do the disappearing act. He does the trick, and Tim ends up in the basement. He tries to talk to Amazo, but he tells him to "Beat it". He steals Amazo's Magic Kit. Tim and Ginny make it home and promise to open it on Saturday. On Saturday, Tim calls over Foz and they all open it. They do some tricks, which all go wrong, and Ginny eats a carrot from the kit. She turns into a rabbit. Tim and Foz take her to get fixed by Amazo. It turns out that Amazo is a rabbit, and that the human Amazo is a puppet. Ginny's rabbitism will wear off in a half hour, so Foz takes Rabbigginny home. Tim stays behind and Amazo gives him an offer to be in his show. Tim takes Amazo's place as the rabbit and enjoys life. 0 Magical deds.

I give Bad Hare Day : 7/10 Rabbits

Egg Monsters From Mars

Dana is a kid who wants to be a scientist. His sister, Brandy has a egg hunt for her birthday, and Dana finds a wierd egg. He puts it in his sock drawer, and the next day, it hatches. The creature inside is a weird yellow blob. He takes it to show his friend. After showing his friend, he goes to the local science lab and asks the scientist, Dr. Gray, what it is. He says that it is a Martian, and that dozens of eggs like Dana's have appeared in the area. Dr. Gray takes the monster and puts it with the other ones. He then tells Dana that he's not leaving and locks him with the monsters. He is now trapped. His Dad swings by to look for him, but Dana is unable to get his attention. Dana is freezing to death, but the monsters form a blanket and cover him in warmth. He wakes up the next day and Dr. Gray is pissed. He threatens to kill Dana, but the monsters attack Dr. Gray, letting Dana escape. He gets home and tries to convince his parents, but when they go to the lab, there is no trace of the monsters or Dr. Gray. a few days later, while Dana is walking to his friend's house, he lays an egg. 1 death, Sp00ky Science Man.

I give Egg Monsters From Mars : 9.3/10 Martians

The Beast from the East

Ginger and her family are on a camping trip in the woods. Their parents tell them to piss off into the woods. Ginger and her twin brothers Nat and Pat go into the woods and play hide and seek. They get lost and discover a weird part of the woods. Pat gets lost and the other two get cornered by a beast. They are tagged and enter a game of ‘Beast from the East’. Ginger and Nat attempt to figure out the game and win. They get caught by snakes and get points, Nat is attacked by a tree and then he touches a rock that gets him thrown into a penalty cell. Ginger is now alone. She manages to tag someone, and now all the beasts are out for her. She hides in a tunnel and finds Pat. They run and meet a squirrel-dog who helps them hide. The game is almost over, so they hide again. They think it’s over and then get tagged again. They are about to get eaten, but then Nat comes back and the beasts think that he cloned himself. They are let free, as they are considered level three players. They try to find the way out but encounter a level three beast who tags them. 0 known deaths.

I give The Beast from the East : 5/10 Levels

Say Cheese and Die-Again!

Greg Banks is not happy with his teacher, Mr. Saur. He takes everything seriously and is in general, an asshole. Greg has to give a report about a real event in his life, so he tells the story from the first book. Mr. Saur gives him an F because he thinks Greg is making it up. Greg decides to get the camera to prove his story. He finds it in a dumpster after encountering the son of a man who bought and tore down the old house. Greg accidently takes his picture and he steps on a nail. Greg takes the camera to school the next day, but Shari finds out and tries to get it from Greg to get rid of it. Greg accidently takes her picture and she takes his picture as revenge. Over the next two days, Greg gains weight and Shari loses weight. They try to find out how to stop it and Greg has the idea to have the two pictures swapped. He takes the pictures to his brother’s job and has him make his picture a negative and Shari’s a positive. It works and they go back to normal. Greg takes the camera to school to take a picture of Mr. Saur, but Mr. Saur takes the camera and takes a picture of the class. 0 known deaths, 23 potential deaths.

I give Say Cheese and Die-Again! : 4/10 Tetanus Pictures

Ghost Camp

Harry and Alex are going to Camp Spirit Moon. When they get there, no one is there to greet them. They finally find a camp councilor and he tells them that the others ran away. It turns out to be a prank, and they are taken to their cabin. They have a campfire that night and Harry drops his hot dog into the fire. A girl named Lucy picks it up and gives it to him, while on fire. Harry and Alex get freaked out as the pranks continue, and that night Harry is stopped by Lucy. Lucy tells him that she wants his body and Harry says no. Harry is a turbo virgin, so he gets Alex and starts to run away. The others find them and try to stop them because they are ghosts. The ghosts start fighting over who gets the bodies and they end up going away due to the fighting. Harry and Alex get away, but Harry discovers that Alex has been possessed. 18 deaths.

I give Ghost Camp : 5/10 Ghost Stories

How to Kill a Monster

Gretchen and Clark are going to visit their grandparents because their parents have to work in Atlanta. Their grandparents are nice, but weird. Not only that, there’s nothing to do at their house. They notice that Grandma makes a lot of food, too much for all of them to eat. Gretchen then catches her Grandpa upstairs with lots of Pancakes. Clark convinces Gretchen to play hide and seek. While searching, she goes into a room that they were told not to go into and sees a monster eating the pancakes her grandpa had. Clark doesn’t believe her and looks for himself. The monster is now loose. Gretchen and Clark find letters from their grandparents on the fridge. The letters are no real help to them, and they now have to figure out how to kill the monster. They try making it fall from the third floor, feeding it a poisoned pie, and hitting it with a shovel. These all fail and Gretchen ends up captured by it. It licks her arm and immediately starts panting. He tells them that he’s allergic to humans and dies. They leave to try to go to town. They read the second letter and discover that there are more monsters in the swamp that aren’t going to be happy that their brother is now dead. They hear the monsters nearby and the book ends. 2 deaths.

I give How to Kill a Monster : 8/10 Assassination Attempts

Legend of the Lost Legend

Justin and Marissa’s dad is a famous writer who seeks out famous legends. His latest trip is in Europe, and the duo gets to come along. He is searching for the Lost Legend. During the night, a dog comes to their tent and brings Justin and Marissa to a shack in the woods where a Viking woman named Ivanna. She tells them that they must pass a test to get the location of the legend. They get chased around by a bunch of fake monsters and make it back to the cabin where they find out that they passed the test. They are given a silver chest and led back to their dad. They open it and find out that it’s an egg. They go back and say that it was wrong. They are then led to the people who have the Legend. The people immediately give them the legend and run off. They read the legend and find out that they are lost forever. 0 deaths.

I give Legend of the Lost Legend : 5/10 Legends

Attack of the Jack-O’-Lanterns

Drew and her friends, Walker, Shane and Shana are trying to get revenge on Tabby and Lee. The two had a Halloween party and pulled a prank that went too far. The next year they tried to scare them back, but they didn’t show up. This year, they have a better plan. Drew convinces Tabby and Lee to Trick-or-Treat with them. After trick or treating for a while, they encounter Pumpkin Headed creatures. The creatures make the kids follow them. They are brought to a neighborhood with lots of houses. They trick or treat until they’re tired and their bags are full. The creatures force the kids to eat candy to make room for more. They are forced to keep trick or treating. Eventually, they piss off the Pumpkinheads and they call their brethren out. The other Pumpkinheads have pumpkins that they put on Tabby and Lee, who freak out and run away. It is then revealed that this was the plan and the Pumpkinheads were Shane and Shana, who are both aliens. They go home and Drew asks them what they eat. Shane and Shana tell them that they eat fat adult humans. 4 deaths.

I give Attack of the Jack-o’-Lanterns : 8.5/10 Pumpkins

Vampire Breath

Freddy Martinez and his friend Cara are playing Air Hockey in Freddy’s basement and they start fighting. They knock over a cabinet and find a secret tunnel. At the end of the tunnel, they find a room with a coffin. In the coffin, they find a small bottle labeled Vampire Breath. They open it, and a vampire named Count Nightwing appears. He makes them help him find his fangs. He uses the Vampire Breath to go back to his time. He has lost the Breath, and now has to find it again. The two kids decide they have to find it first and they do, but Count Nightwing catches up to them. They play monkey in the middle for a bit, but Count Nightwing breaks the bottle and they are all transported back to Freddy’s basement. Freddy’s parents come down and greet the Vampire. Turns out, Count Nightwing is Freddy’s grandfather. The book ends with Cara spilling Werewolf sweat all over them both. 0 deaths.

I give Vampire Breath : 4/10 Vampires

Calling All Creeps!

Ricky Beamer is kicked off the newspaper team for an accident. He decides to get revenge on the head of the club, Tasha, by putting a fake advertisement with her number in it. He starts getting calls at night, all of them claiming to be Creeps wanting to know when they’ll meet next. Ricky finds out that Tasha switched her name and number with Ricky’s. He notices that his bullies have stopped messing with him. Later that day they pull him away and talk to him about planting identity seeds into food to turn the school into Creeps. He is able to escape. He goes to school early the next day and runs into the Creeps. They make him put seeds into the food. He puts it in the Macaroni, which he knows no one will eat. The Creeps confront him later and start to doubt him. He is saved by his friend Iris, and they bake the seeds into cookies to give away for free at a bake sale. They go to the bake sale and Ricky tries to warn them to not eat the cookies, but they start making fun of him. The Creeps tell him that they will be his slaves when they eat the cookies and he starts passing them out to everyone. 0 deaths.

I give Calling All Creeps : 9/10 Identity Seeds

Beware The Snowman

Jaclyn and her aunt have just moved to Sherpia from Chicago. There are weird snowmen everywhere. Jaclyn runs into some kids who tell her not to go to the top of the mountain because there is a snowman there. Jaclyn continues anyways. She runs into a hermit named Conrad on the mountain and he scares her away. She hears howls at night and later the kids tell her the truth behind the snowman. She decides to go up there anyways. She sees the snowman, who tells her that he is her dad. She frees him from the snowman curse but he’s actually a monster. The snowmen from the village march up the mountain and kamikaze the monster into some ice, trapping him. Conrad turns out to be Jaclyn’s dad and the snowman ask for PTO. 0 deaths.

I give Beware the Snowman : 6/10 Magical Poems

How I Learned to Fly

Jack Johnson has a crush on Mia Montez, the cutest girl at school. Another kid, Wilson Schlame likes to torment him. He’s always winning competitions between the two of them. Jack goes to Mia’s birthday party and is completely embarrassed by Wilson. He runs away and hides in an old house. While there, he find a book that can teach him how to fly. He follows the instructions and flies. He plans to race against Wilson to finally win. He races him, but Wilson can also fly. Wilson and Jack race at school and become celebrities. Jack is forced into many different things for a few days before he has to race Wilson again. At the race, Jack is unable to fly and Wilson wins. Jack regains his normal life, secretly able to fly. 0 deaths.

I give How I Learned to Fly : 5/10 Bowls of Goo

Chicken Chicken

Crystal and Cole hate tending their family’s chickens. They live in a small town so the only thing they can really do is prank a weird lady named Vanessa. One day, the duo bump into her and spill her groceries. They are scared so they run. Soon after, they start turning into chickens. They go to Vanessa’s house to apologize. They turn themselves into chicks and cannot apologize. Crystal writes a thank you letter and they get turned back to normal. Vanessa offers them soda and Cole burps loud and pisses off Vanessa again. 0 deaths.

I give Chicken Chicken : 5/10 Curses

Don’t Go To Sleep!

Matt Amsterdam is a nerd who spends most of his time watching and reading Sci-Fi. He never gets his way, due to the fact that he is the youngest in the family. He wants to move into the guest room because his room is very small. His mom says no, and he gets mad. He decides to sleep in the guest room anyways. He goes to sleep and wakes up as a teenager. He has a bad day and goes to sleep. He wakes up normal, but his parents are different. The same thing happens the next day, but with circus hijinks. He becomes an old man, a monster, a 14-year-old, and a squirrel. He is arrested by the Reality Police because he is bending the laws of reality. They plan to put him to sleep forever. He escapes (as the squirrel) and goes home. His plan is to sleep in his old room. After a failed attempt as the squirrel, he becomes a fat kid and sneaks into his room. He goes to sleep and everything’s back to normal. When he gets home from school, his mom surprises him with his new room: The guest room. 0 deaths.

I give Don’t Go to Sleep! : 7/10 Reality Rifts

The Blob That Ate Everything

Zackie Beauchamp likes writing scary stories. He wants to be a famous horror writer when he grows up. One day while going home with his friend Alex, they find that the antique store has been struck by lightning and destroyed. They go inside and Zackie finds a typewriter. He touches it and gets shocked. He decides to take it home. The owner catches them and gives Zackie the typewriter and a pen. Zackie starts to write a new story, but everything starts coming true. His other friend Adam starts getting on his nerves and really pisses him off so he scraps his old story and starts a new one where a blob monster destroys the town and eats him. Zackie has to go to the grocery store and on the way, he sees people running. Turns out, the blob monster is real now and starts chasing him. Adam is eaten and Zackie runs home. He tries to get rid of the blob monster, but it eats both the typewriter and the pen. Zackie realizes that the one with the power was him, and he gets rid of the monster and brings Adam back. It is then revealed that this is a story written by the blob monster and his friend suggests an ending where the kids are eaten. 0 to 5 deaths. It depends on if any deaths in the fictional story count.

I give The Blob That Ate Everything : 9/10 Zaps

The Curse of Camp Cold Lake

Sarah Maas and her brother Aaron are going to Camp Cold Lake. She is a dick and immediately gets on the bad side of her bunkmates. She is depressed so she tries to kill herself. She finds herself in a weird version of the camp, but it’s snowy. She sees a ghost girl named Della, who wants to be her buddy. She is saved by the counselors but starts seeing Della everywhere. She is going insane and soon decides to leave the camp. She goes through the forest where she is met by Della. Della tells her that she actually died via snake bite. She planned to scare Sarah away from the camp and into the forest to be killed. One of her bunkmates (Briana) shows up and tells Della to piss off because she was trying to be her buddy last year. Della pisses off and Briana tells Sarah that she is her buddy now and that she is actually dead as well. She plans to kill Sarah. 3 deaths.

I give The Curse of Camp Cold Lake : 9/10 Dead Children

My Best Friend Is Invisible

Sex Anus

I give My Best Friend Is Invisible :